Weather Report
- Baron Wormser (U.S.A.)
The air will crackle with sexual tension
today,
Emotional outbursts later this afternoon
Followed by bitter recriminations followed by
Passionate lovemaking followed by a trough
Of satiation that will linger for a few days
Followed by an unsettled period of wary
glances
And quick caresses leading to an improvement
In the overall picture though tempered
By a few pettish gusts of indignation,
False pride and grievance soon supplanted,
However, by a drizzle of assurances and much
Temperate approval, this forecast being
brought
To you by the Gods of Uncertainty, the
Science
Of Dubious Prediction and the Willing Bodies
That never tire of Eros’s cloudy high-jinks.